Wow the sky in nyc is amazing right now. All those burned out buildings on my street are awesome also.

NYC subway has these great posters telling where to call if you leave your... um... desk fan, dumbells, hair dryer or skis on the train. The poster in the actual subway cars also has dentures and a prosthetic leg. VERY easy to forget such things. Be careful out there, folks.

Why shop high grade when you can get grade fair? If I owned this joint I wouldn't be so honest about it.

Damn, dude. I got a parking ticket in geneva. Oh well - now I can say I'm a wanted man in switzerland AND new jersey.

This dollar bill has been epoxyed onto the sidewalk outside my office for about three days now. This being New York, however, no one really seems to give a shit. I imagine you don't see it because you're in your own little bluetooth headset world, or your so rich you're like "what is that strange note?!?," or you immediately think (as I did) : "great, another stupid conceptual art thing." However, this being New York, there also seems to be an ever-present mob of cruel twenty-somethings gathered nearby to publicly ridicule you if you do happen to bend over for a closer look.

What marketing genius came up with this one? I am so going to tune into this new HBO show because wierdos carrying surfboards were bumping into me all over the place between the subway and my office.