I didn't pay 5.99 when I took this photo -- I totally ripped offed these losers.

I saw a guy talking into this strange device on the street today.

I CANNOT spend the weekend on my boat without my dish tv.

I tried just lounging around in here. With my shoes on. It was ok but not, like, super fun or anything.

Sometimes I am afraid of the dark.

OMFG i have to get one of these iPhones!

I drank at this bar. Bourbon and Branch. And I looked down upon it. And it was good.